Suddenly My Simile Is Inappropriate
"Uh... I meant 'dragging like a paraplegic' in a good way."
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Manager demands new hire employee write shorter reports, employee complies: 'He came to my desk. In person. To discuss the report'
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Worker surprised by manager's reaction when they give their 2 weeks' notice, manager demands that they stay longer and give 1 month total: '[My] manager is upset that I didn't give "advanced notice"'
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Middle-aged manchild gets what he deserves after throwing a tantrum in a hotel lobby, leaves in cuffs: 'My smile was genuine when I deactivated his keys'
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31-year-old woman spends 40 of the last 52 weekends at her boyfriend’s parents’, house, refuses to continue but gets guilt-tripped: 'I just want my weekends back'
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Tenant hides neighbor's clothes after watching neighbor repeatedly take out residents' clothes from the communal washing machine: ‘She's never coming back to our laundry room’
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